January 2011
when spring arrived, we were taken by surprise when the flows under our feet led into the sea, and nothing was left for you and me.
nothing is static. everything is falling apart.
i am waiting for something to go wrong. i am waiting for familiar resolve.
iiiitty bitty living space. #Aladdin
i hate it. you know exactly what to do so i can’t stay mad at you for too long.
I need to get a TV for my dorm.
Watching shawshenk redemption. Kill me please. =/ in an awful mood.
Best. Youtube. Comment. Of. All. Time.
scornandritz:
Kurt is too fucking adorable in this number.
icallthatprogress:
I’m one of those people who feel like, at night, every sound is a sadistic murderer. Well, for the past 45 minutes, some kind of animal has been moving around in the bushes outside my window. Not only has my Dad gone out with a heavy duty flashlight 4 times, but he has yet to hear the animal. He gave up a few minutes ago and told me to shut up and go to sleep. I think my blanket fort,...
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$179 Nikon Coolpix 12.0 megapixel for $119? Why wouldn’t I jump on that??
@Poub3ll3 I made my mom buy me a pillow pet unicorn just so I could have the satisfaction of running around with it shouting “IT’S SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIEEE!!!” My mom said everyone would make fun of me for bringing it to college. Turns out the first girl I met has a pillow pet, too. College rocks. MLIA.
MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today →
bahahahahahah YES
Was I the only one who ever wondered what it must have been like for Edward during Bella’s ‘time of the month’. Maybe I’m reading into this story a little too much… MLIT. LOL :-D
Today, me and a group of friends were watching the latest Harry Potter movie and we were at the part where Snape forces Draco against the wall, just then my eight year old brother ran into the room and said that this was his favorite part of the movie, when Draco screamed ” i dont need protection” my bro screamed “THATS WHAT HE SAID!!!!” then calmly walked out of the room....
Psssh I'm such a Gemini. →
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seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you’re making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Dear Christina
jhnmyr:
Dear Christina,
What a sad, sad thing that you can’t be here to see it, but you did something with your life that no politician in yours ever did or could: you unified the United States of America. Today you’re making people think more than speak. And maybe when they’re done thinking, they’ll speak differently. And then maybe after they speak differently others will want to think...
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She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to ‘teach her the ways of the force’. I just couldn’t do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can’t tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Today, I found out that the guy who voices Mufasa...
Yeah… that’s James Earl Jones… he’s just a wee bit famous.
Today, I translated the Hogwarts motto “draco dormiens nunquam titillandus” into English. It means “Never tickle a sleeping dragon.” Mind. Blown. MLIA
Today in biology, my teacher was showing a powerpoint on asexual and sexual reproduction. She asked, “What is a disadvantage to asexual reproduction?” and a boy in my class responded “Well, you just dont get the same feeling”. Even my teacher could not stop laughing. MLIA
Today while sitting at home my mum text me asking to put some dinner on to cook. her final line of the text was await further instructions. i text her back saying okay 007. She then sent me back a text saying “THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN TEN SECONDS”. ten seconds later i get a message from my mum saying ‘BOOM”. MLIA and My Mum’s LIA
Today, I realized that no where in Humpty Dumpty does it say that he is an egg. Mr. Dumpty, I am so sorry for making a mockery of your death. MLIA.
Today, I found out that the same person who does the voice of optimus prime does winnie the pooh. Mind blown? Defiantly. MLIA
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My Vegan Debate. →
I wish you’d come get snowed in with me.